Just a quickie. Having another tattoo, this one on my inner lower lip, so once again it is only visible if I allow it etc. But, and this has been bugging me for about a week, what word/words to have? Eh?! Only enough room for one or maybe two words. So far all I have is "BOLLOCKS", "This Hurt" and "Fear & Loathing." The first because that is probably my most frequently uttered word, the second was from a friend but I doubt it shall see the dim glowing light of a day within my mouth as apparently lip tats don't actually hurt much and the last, if you have to ask, you don't know. Any suggestions you lacklustre commenting muthafuckers?!
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Yesh, hello.
Hi there.
Yesh. I am looking for some movies.
Right. Good thing you called a video shop then. What movies?
Yesh. I am looking for foreign movies.
Ah, right, well we don’t have many of those. There isn’t the demand to justify buying that many.
Yesh.
Yes. Perhaps if you tell me a title you have in mind I can tell you if I have it or not?
Yesh.
Yep. Fire away then, when you’re ready.
Yesh. Do you have some under the counter for me?
O right. I see. When you say foreign films what you really mean is porn, right?
Yesh.
Right. Okay, well, it’s the same situation as with the foreign films. We don’t have many pornographic..
Yesh.
…films either as most people get theirs from the internet.
Yesh?
Yeah, coz then you can get films which aren’t censored by the BBFC, you know.
Yesh.
So….
Yesh.
So, in conclusion, I don’t really have any porn.
Yesh. Will you make som
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And you should be happy that your nation's colonies are doing so well... not angry! I for one, and most Americans I think share this sentiment, am very thankful that we had such a wonderful mother country to spring from...
By the way, I saw that the English fans were fighting with the German fans at the World Cup. I gotta support you in that battle. :-)
Now that we've been knocked out by our own lack of ability to not be knocked out, again, I guess all we have are the running street battles!
And I was not angry about the U.S. doing well, indeed, I was cheered to see it and I believe that 'W' should consider invading Italy to make up for that bastard elbow applied to McBride's eye socket.
I was, in fact, irate about your personal approach to 'soccer' but, being far more sober than at the orginal time of writing, I see now that this is a 'Personal Problem' that needs no more venting of.
C'mon you Raiders!
Perhaps:
"Labium inferioris", or
"Food Input" or
"Balm me" which has double entendre connotations, 1) that your lips need balming and 2) that having the tattoo makes you balmy. What you get when you say balm me fairly quickly.
Finally, since your sign off was C'mon you Raiders, why not simply "Raiders" unless it wass some sort of sarcastic injoke which has caused me to inadvertantly offend you.
Adam