Yes. Memories, history, regrets, un-pursued possibilities and wanton ‘what if’s. You could spend forever re-living the past in the present using your memories as some type of virtual reality existence. You want happiness, think joyful thoughts of all that sun drenched nakedness at 18 and those lauded performances on the stage; sadness can be enjoyed with the prolonged death of Floppy the cancerous rabbit or perhaps the time you let go of the rope and Peter fell 180 feet to his death. The possibilities are endless with the mixing of memories and the use of imagination for artistic embellishment. Like, how about the time you abseiled down that 1800 foot cliff in a rabbit suit and did a back flip and landed on that amphitheatre stage on the beach which had an audience of naked ladies clamouring for your soft and skilful hands to cure them of their skin cancers. Wahey!
Supavision coast to coast Bruce speaking how can I help?
Yesh, hello.
Hi there.
Yesh. I am looking for some movies.
Right. Good thing you called a video shop then. What movies?
Yesh. I am looking for foreign movies.
Ah, right, well we don’t have many of those. There isn’t the demand to justify buying that many.
Yesh.
Yes. Perhaps if you tell me a title you have in mind I can tell you if I have it or not?
Yesh.
Yep. Fire away then, when you’re ready.
Yesh. Do you have some under the counter for me?
O right. I see. When you say foreign films what you really mean is porn, right?
Yesh.
Right. Okay, well, it’s the same situation as with the foreign films. We don’t have many pornographic..
Yesh.
…films either as most people get theirs from the internet.
Yesh?
Yeah, coz then you can get films which aren’t censored by the BBFC, you know.
Yesh.
So….
Yesh.
So, in conclusion, I don’t really have any porn.
Yesh. Will you make som
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