7 Jan 2004
At what, you say?
At our extinction.
A lot of us were for it, working under the premiss that if we couldn't help ourselves then best get it over with as soon as humanly possible and let some other species have a crack at this earth, while there was still some of it to be had. I had my money on the cockroaches, but that is neither here nor there.
It would have happened if it were not for the timely arrival of a certain someone. Aszzh was his name and he came from the past and the future, arriving at that very point as he had recognised it as a pivotal one. He came with unknown technology from the future and forgotten wisdom from the past, with a streak of grey down the left side of his black haired head and with only his right hand and by the gods, did he kick arse.
What? O, you've heard this one before? Bugger. What about the one with the robotic frog? RoboRibbit? You have? Bollocks.
Well, what about the one with wizened old storyteller who used to disappear in a cloud of *poof*..............
Where the fuck has he gone?
He just disappeared!
Yeah, in a cloud of pink smelly stuff. It smells like...
....a mixed-fruit urinal biscuit.
Too bad, I was starting to like him.