I went for a slow stroll along the beach today. Murray the weatherman had told me to expect warm coastal winds from the south and he wasn’t wrong. There was a spring in my step and a levity to my thoughts. I was jealous of those fellow walkers who had the company of fine dogs and so someone to throw balls or stones for. One long haired setter rushed up to me with expectant eyes as if I was about to pull a slab of steak from my pocket and when I didn’t he barked over his shoulder to his owner and shook himself dry before bounding off after some other intrigue. There was flying spittle and salt water all over my Ralph Lauren T-shirt. I was not bitter at all.
Supavision coast to coast Bruce speaking how can I help?
Yesh, hello.
Hi there.
Yesh. I am looking for some movies.
Right. Good thing you called a video shop then. What movies?
Yesh. I am looking for foreign movies.
Ah, right, well we don’t have many of those. There isn’t the demand to justify buying that many.
Yesh.
Yes. Perhaps if you tell me a title you have in mind I can tell you if I have it or not?
Yesh.
Yep. Fire away then, when you’re ready.
Yesh. Do you have some under the counter for me?
O right. I see. When you say foreign films what you really mean is porn, right?
Yesh.
Right. Okay, well, it’s the same situation as with the foreign films. We don’t have many pornographic..
Yesh.
…films either as most people get theirs from the internet.
Yesh?
Yeah, coz then you can get films which aren’t censored by the BBFC, you know.
Yesh.
So….
Yesh.
So, in conclusion, I don’t really have any porn.
Yesh. Will you make som
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