Apathy UK

Had to go shopping yesterday,
So skipping along the road,
I watched the cars go past,
And then a big red bus passed,
And remembering my sweet slumber,
I accidentally slipped,
Tumbled
And fell,
Beneath the erasing rubber wheels,
Straight to hell.

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